August 13, 2008

Ah, Yes: Georgian War Trutherism
— Ace

Robert Scheer, better known as the super-genius mega-brained crimefighter "Dr. Cranium," has put it all together:

Is it possible that this time the October surprise was tried in August, and that the garbage issue of brave little Georgia struggling for its survival from the grasp of the Russian bear was stoked to influence the U.S. presidential election?

Before you dismiss that possibility, consider the role of one Randy Scheunemann, for four years a paid lobbyist for the Georgian government, ending his official lobbying connection only in March, months after he became Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain's senior foreign policy adviser.

Previously, Scheunemann was best known as one of the neoconservatives who engineered the war in Iraq when he was a director of the Project for a New American Century. It was Scheunemann who, after working on the McCain 2000 presidential campaign, headed the Committee for the Liberation of Iraq, which championed the U.S. Iraq invasion.

There are telltale signs that he played a similar role in the recent Georgia flare-up. How else to explain the folly of his close friend and former employer, Georgian President Mikhail Saakashvili, in ordering an invasion of the breakaway region of South Ossetia, which clearly was expected to produce a Russian counter-reaction. It is inconceivable that Saakashvili would have triggered this dangerous escalation without some assurance from influential Americans he trusted, like Scheunemann, that the United States would have his back. Scheunemann long guided McCain in these matters, even before he was officially running foreign policy for McCain's presidential campaign.

Scheunemann is at the center of the neoconservative cabal that has come to dominate the Republican candidate's foreign policy stance in a replay of the run-up to the war against Iraq. These folks are always looking for a foreign enemy on which to base a new Cold War, and with the collapse of Saddam Hussein's regime, it was Putin's Russia that came increasingly to fit the bill.

What? Russia is a convenient patsy for an enemy in our new Cold War?

Um... who the fuck was the enemy in the old Cold War? Fucking Trinidad-Tobago?

Rather than suggesting we're seeking out a "new" enemy in a "new" Cold War, wouldn't it be rather more sensible to suggest that perhaps the last one didn't quite end, but merely receded for 10 years?

Incidentally -- the left has been screaming that with the end of the Cold War, we cringey/stupid conservatives have been all out of sorts without an enemy, and so we made the Islamofascists, Al Qaeda, and Saddam our "new Soviet Union," just to sublimate all that repressed homosexual energy we have into some more constructive destructive channel.

Now this silly-ass sucker of cock is claiming that we made Saddam the New Russia to avoid poking each other in the squeakhole, and now that Saddam is gone, we're making Russia the New Saddam. What?

Yes, it sounds diabolical, but that may be the most accurate way to assess the designs of the McCain campaign in matters of war and peace.

Or not.

There is every indication that the candidate's demonization of Putin is an even grander plan than the previous use of Hussein to fuel American militarism with the fearsome enemy that it desperately needs.

"Demonization of Putin"? You mean the guy murdering journalists by the dozen? The guy who kills dissidents in London? The guy shelling civilian cities?

We're "demonizing" him?

And -- I'm sorry, again I have to say you already played this "create a new enemy card" in claiming we were "demonizing Al Qaeda and Saddam "Sovereign State" Hussein. Does the tired cant ever get refreshed or reworked?

Finally, Sucker of Cock, we actually already have all the fearsome enemies we could want right now.

How fucking absurd do you have to be that with Iran about to get the bomb, North Korea building bombs, and Al Qaeda still trying to buy one from either of the forgoing (or even the "demonized" Russia!), we're out here craving a fearsome enemy?

...

Instead of quoting, let me digest the tired cant: Obama is offering a "measured" and nuanced response by confirming Russia's expansion of empire; the US spends more on the military than any other nation.

Since we're just chucking out leftoid Fun Facts helter-skelter, let's just throw in George Washington used to grow hemp on his farm, didjaknowthatdidjaknowthat?! while we're fucking at it.

Hmmm... Russian tanks roll into Georgia, Josef Stalin's home country, taking over a peaceful democratic Eastern European country, with a murderous and expansionist dictator at the cockpit.

Gee, I must be some sort of crazy person to have thought of the "old" Soviet Union and Joseph Stalin

McCain has condemned a "revanchist Russia" that should once again be contained. Although Putin has been the enormously popular elected leader of post-Communist Russia, it is assumed that imperialism is always lurking, not only in his DNA but in that of the Russian people.

How convenient to forget that Stalin was a Georgian...

Um, I didn't. No one did.

Remembering Joseph Stalin was a Georgian is not a difficult trick, Dr. Cranium.

... and indeed if Russian troops had occupied the threatened Georgian town of Gori, they would have found a museum still honoring their local boy, who made good by seizing control of the Russian revolution. Indeed five Russian bombs were allegedly dropped on Gori's Stalin Square on Tuesday.

I'm sorry-- I thought you were writing a column, not rattling off irrelevancies. But since we're doing that now, I like strawberries but their texture reminds me of armpit-bumps after a girl shaves. Ugh.

Your turn.

Is this sucker of cock claiming that the presence of a Joe Stalin exhibit in a museum establishes Russia's legal right to conquest? That his wax figurine serves as a flag demarcating legally-annexable Russian territory?

It should also be mentioned that the post-Communist Georgians have imperial designs on South Ossetia and Abkhaza...

Georgia has imperial designs on Georgia itself. Who knew.

In related news, George Bush dreamed covetously of conquering the Free City of Boise, Idaho, and from that staging area, going on to capture the fractious Bandit Empires of Wyoming and Nebraska...

Listen to him spit out "post-communist" like an insult. Read "splitter," "traitor," "quitter."

For McCain to so fervently embrace Scheunemann's neoconservative line of demonizing Russia in the interest of appearing tough during an election is a reminder that a senator can be old and yet wildly irresponsible.

Let's be clear about what this sucker of cock just said: It is wrong for Georgia to expect that it can govern Georgian lands without risking a Soviet, ahem, Russian invasion; that to expect its own country to be free of foreign armies' interference is, I shit you not, an "imperial design."

Once a lefty Stalinist toe-sucker, always a lefty Stalinist toe-sucker. Russia's not the one with imperial designs here; oh dear me, perish the thought! Sure, their armies are rolling into another sovereign country, but it's the latter country that actually has "imperial designs" on keeping its own fucking territory.

According to Dr. Cranium and his ilk, Russia never invades or conquers other countries for sport and empire. Oh my, no.

But it does maintain of list of countries it might have to liberate with truth and tanks (but mostly tanks) and reserves the right to do so at times of its convenience.

Yeah, About That:

Haven't these dipshits spent the last 2 years or so talking about how much of a despicable thug Putin is and how stupid Bush has been to being suckered in by this evil man. Now he's being "demonized"?

Indeed. Scheer wants a re-do on the whole "look into the soul" thing. Now he thinks Bush had it exactly right.

That's from buzzion.

A Double-Helping of Retard:

Meanwhile, McCain himself was sent out to pose in front of working oil rigs, to testify to his thirst for pulling more black gold from the earth. The message couldn't be plainer: See that itty-bitty, little tire gauge? If you vote for Obama, that's how big your penis is. If you vote for McCain, on the other hand, your penis is as big as this rig, thrusting its gigantic shaft in and out of the ground! Real men think keeping your tires inflated is for weenies.

There may not be a sign tacked to a bulletin board at McCain headquarters reading, "It's the sexual insecurity, stupid," but McCain's team of operatives, many schooled at Karl Rove's knee, know just what to do when an opportunity presents itself. They've been playing this tune for so long, they don't need to look at the sheet music: Our guy is a real man, their guy is a sissy, rinse, repeat.

...

But mostly, it's Republicans who have been expert at setting up their rigs to drill deep into the male voter's lizard brain, down to where sexual insecurity resides. This is where they draw the line connecting the voter's own worries to the Democratic candidate. This is how they turn fear into contempt and hostility, the same psychological move that makes some men react to an advance from another man – or even the sight of an effeminate man – with hatred and violence. See that Democrat over there? He's a little prissy, isn't he? Kind of girly. And if you vote for him, what are people going to think about you?

The guy is claiming we're the ones hung up on sexual insecurity, but meanwhile he's the one who can't walk three steps without tripping over an imaginary cock, and and can't help fretting about straight men's reactions if he grabs their balls.

Projection -- it's not just a river in Egypt.

I got it from Hot Air so you can go over there to read the rest of this subatomic psychokinetic fissionist's musings on why you should let him just cup your jock-knockers, just to see how you like it.

Like, just for a second, really. He won't tell.

And if you don't want him to touch you in your no-no special place -- well, that must mean you have "imperial designs" on your own dick.

It's Not Stupid Until It's Certified as Olbermann-Stupid: And now it has been -- the Georgia Truth theory thing, I mean, not wanting to tickle your trouser-tits.

Thanks to eddiebear.

Posted by: Ace at 05:25 PM | Comments (83)
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1

There is every indication that the candidate's demonization of Putin

Haven't these dipshits spent the last 2 years or so talking about how much of a despicable thug Putin is and how stupid Bush has been to being suckered in by this evil man.  Now he's being "demonized"

The Daily Show once did a bit where they had the "bush of today" debate the Bush from the 2000 election, pointing out all these changes in his views.  Bush at least had the occurence of 9/11 to change his view.  These idiots have nothing more than whichever side conservatives are on is the wrong side to be on.

Posted by: buzzion at August 13, 2008 05:37 PM (FL/94)

2

Holy shit- I've never considered that angle before.  Georgia intentionally provoking a Russian invasion that kills indiscriminately and is threatening to overthrow the government all to help out McCain and a former lobbyist.  It all makes sense now!

And when I say it makes sense, I mean that I've never considered it because I'm not (quite) the drooling shit-flinging retard that is Robert Scheer.

John McCain- The only man in America that can convince another country into committing assisted suicide for votes.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 13, 2008 05:38 PM (plsiE)

3

You know, Ace, one devastating card we could play (yes, there are so many wonderful cards these days) is the YABADABDOO! card. 

We could promise to exchange with the Russians the meaning of "yabadabadoo" for cessation of all hostilities. 

They'll go for that.  They've been working on the yabadabadoo conundrum for years.  It's a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside a riddle, rolled in a cannoli, and covered with secret sauce.  

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 13, 2008 05:39 PM (CrSOk)

4

I do so love the word "riddle."

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 13, 2008 05:40 PM (CrSOk)

5 It's much better than the word "enigma" which was apparently filtered by the KGB.

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 13, 2008 05:41 PM (CrSOk)

6 "Scheunemann is at the center of the neoconservative cabal... "

Ya know, there are some presidential campaigns that'd consider that a sorta racist undertone - except for being sorta blatant.

Posted by: Ronsonic at August 13, 2008 05:42 PM (ywSvi)

7 http://newsbusters.org/blogs/brad-wilmouth/2008/08/13/olbermann-us-provoked-russia-troubling-neocon-echoes
Well, it looks as though the Cable TV clearinghouse for all things moonbat is echoing the talking points that McSame/McBush started all of this.

I sometimes wonder if these brainiacs actually believe what they say/write, or if once in the good graces of the Kossacks, have to keep repeating the Krazy Kos lines in order to keep from getting attacked by them.

Just airin' a theory, as the left loves to say.

Posted by: eddiebear at August 13, 2008 05:43 PM (VnrIS)

Posted by: eddiebear at August 13, 2008 05:43 PM (VnrIS)

9
I thought I was at the center of the neoconservative cabal.

Wha' happened?

Posted by: Steve (aka Ed Snate) at August 13, 2008 05:58 PM (ykDMc)

10 This guy is obviously a cocksucker but  the oil rig vs. tire gauge thing is cool.
It never occurred to me but Obama must be a pencil dick.
Who wants a pencil dick for President?
Whip out the rig. Vote McCain!

Posted by: Rocks at August 13, 2008 06:05 PM (7rbe9)

11

"If you vote for Obama, that's how big your penis is."

That's pretty big for a clitoris -- if you're a white woman.

Posted by: notropis at August 13, 2008 06:06 PM (7BDAK)

12 I think you're missing the bigger significance of the tire gauge. When you apply it to a tire, which is of course black, a little white gauge pops out. That is just blatantly racist.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2008 06:11 PM (VBon8)

13 Uh, hold on just a second. You mean regularly enhealthening my prostate is now a war crime? I guess Obama's magic will proactively cure any cancers that would crop up. Oh, dammit, now I'm demonstrating imperial designs on my own body. In an Obama administration cancer will peacefully co-exist with my native cells, I guess.

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at August 13, 2008 06:11 PM (0FHr8)

14

Now tell me, Georgia, was it good touching or bad touching?

Bad touching? BAD TOUCHING!!! You wanted it you whore! You wanted it!

Posted by: Dr. MSM at August 13, 2008 06:16 PM (OuMcZ)

15

I'd do anything for that man. He's a bad boy maverick.

Posted by: Georgia at August 13, 2008 06:19 PM (OuMcZ)

16 When the LA Times fired Robert Scheer two years ago, I hoped we wouldn't be hearing from him anymore, but I guess there's always the SF Chronicle.

Posted by: Maetenloch at August 13, 2008 06:19 PM (NhQ3R)

17 It is inconceivable that Saakashvili would have triggered this dangerous escalation without some assurance from influential Americans he trusted, like Scheunemann, that the United States would have his back.

So Saakashvili started an invasion that might destroy his country to help his friend Scheunemann?  Wow, and you thought Fred Baron was a good friend. He's a fucking piker compared to Saakashvili.

Posted by: DrewM. at August 13, 2008 06:29 PM (hlYel)

18 I think Putin is pretty much self-demonizing. No help required from McCain, or anyone else for that matter.

Posted by: profligatewaste at August 13, 2008 06:31 PM (s65nF)

19

Projection -- it's not just a river in Egypt.

This cannot stand!  I have in this blog's comments used the following expression many times:

Projection -- it doesn't just happen in a little room at the back of the CinePlex any more.

Your cheap ripoff is an insult!!  And it doesn't make any fucking sense, either... okay, forget that last argument.

Half-assed mimicry -- it doesn't just happen when Ace doesn't read his own blog anymore... yeah, some cocksucking butterflies do it too.  I'm told.

Posted by: sherlock at August 13, 2008 06:33 PM (ojW85)

20

McCain administration= evil neocon cabals bent on Permanent War

Obama administration= puppies, free stuff, no icky international problems

 

 

Got it?

Posted by: Jones at August 13, 2008 06:44 PM (kKjaJ)

21 Now this silly-ass sucker of cock is claiming...

Ace, I like how you distinguished this tool bag as a "silly-ass sucker of cock" rather that a "silly ass sucker..." Not that they both don't fit mind you. I just appreciate the clarity of thought.

And once again I will take this opportunity to welcome our retarded ideological/political opponents to embrace conspiracy theory and thank them for their paranoia. 

Posted by: runninrebel at August 13, 2008 06:52 PM (qAMnO)

22

Ya'll just don't get it do ya?

It must be a Mcain operation. Let me explain:

Russia sent in tanks. What is the operative weapon on a tank? A barrel. A big long barrel. When fired, it's a big long hot barrel. Now that is obviously a subliminal phallic symbol.

Ipso ergo: Obama wants our women. Fools.

 

Posted by: mississippicraig at August 13, 2008 06:53 PM (/BPla)

23

Georgia has imperial designs on Georgia itself. Who knew.

That is funny, I think I just oppressed myself.

Posted by: Entropy at August 13, 2008 07:11 PM (HgAV0)

24 I honestly wonder if Barry's water carriers even realize they are acting bugshit crazy.

Posted by: eddiebear at August 13, 2008 07:30 PM (vTJ1A)

25 This is the kind of writing I come here for.

Bunk.

Posted by: mr.frakypants at August 13, 2008 07:33 PM (ZA24H)

26 Sounds like a few more of our lefty friends have been, as the French say, "fucked with the retard stick."

Posted by: Sean M. at August 13, 2008 07:58 PM (e6v7s)

27 Someone tell the libtards that Georgians are all Black Wiccans who have universal health care and legalized pot. Thats the only way they will get on their side.

Posted by: Dirk at August 13, 2008 07:59 PM (WCbIr)

28 They've been playing this tune for so long, they don't need to look at the sheet music: Our guy is a real man, their guy is a sissy

Uhm, yeah.  Please reference Hanoi, Hilton and follow it up with bike helmet, retard, bowls a 38 you have further questions.


Posted by: Warden at August 13, 2008 08:02 PM (KXbGD)

29 I wonder if Robert Scheer is still a gushing enthusiast of Kim Il-Sung's book?

So let's sum up here.... a sovereign nation taking military action against a rebellious province within that nation's internationally recognized borders: BAD.  A nation invading a neighboring country? GOOD.


Posted by: radar at August 13, 2008 08:08 PM (iowUA)

30 Dear San Francisco Chronicle,

Please cancel my subscription to your newspaper effective immediately as the fish are refusing to be wrapped in it anymore.

Sincerely,

Jack Johnson, proprietor, Jolly Jack Seafood.

Posted by: Glen at August 13, 2008 08:21 PM (HX/9W)

31 How did I know this guy had to be from the alternate universe of San Francisco.

Posted by: GarandFan at August 13, 2008 08:25 PM (eJ32B)

32 But...but...Obama says he's been concerned about Georgia and RUssia "for months"...if that is true, how can this be an august/october surprise?

Sheer idiocy

Posted by: Thea-logical at August 13, 2008 08:34 PM (N0hv7)

33 So let's sum up here.... a sovereign nation taking military action against a rebellious province within that nation's internationally recognized borders: BAD.  A nation invading a neighboring country? GOOD.

By that logic, Saddam could have avoided all the Gulf War I messiness if only he hadn't proclaimed Kuwait to be Iraq's 19th province.

Posted by: pbrown at August 13, 2008 08:57 PM (vxGjP)

34 leftist spinsanity is getting worse by the minute.

Posted by: vinman at August 13, 2008 09:36 PM (whpK4)

35 I've always found Mr. Sheer's opinions intriguing and would like to subscribe to his newsletter.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 13, 2008 09:37 PM (qm2ea)

36

Is Scheer a twoofer?

 

 

Posted by: N. O'Brain at August 13, 2008 09:49 PM (wYcGz)

37 Robert Scheer: now pitching 110-stories levels of stupid

Exactly how many bong parties does it take for these hallucinogenic abstracts to get put to paper? Or is it just plain congenital idiocy?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 13, 2008 10:11 PM (sI5Ho)

38 Just to be sure, the neocon Joos of the McCain war machine ought to give nuclear warheads and booster rockets to Iran this October in case Putin doesn't behave as expected and keep up aggression. The Halliburtonistas always have a backup plan. The sneaky bastards.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 13, 2008 10:40 PM (sI5Ho)

39 What the FUCK are these assholes thinking?  The Georgia-Russia thing was "engineered" to get Mac into the White House?  You have got to be FUCKING kidding me?  This is what gets me,

"Although Putin has been the enormously popular elected leader of post-Communist Russia,"

  
The reason Vladimir is so FUCKING popular is that he use to head the KGB (I'm not talking about the radio station in San Diego)...you don't think that the people in Russia have forgotten that shit, do ya?  I bet that he can still make people "disappear", with a little help from his friends...Vlad probably has access to the barbed cock of Satan for entertaining his "friends", and allows for shitheads like Scheer to suck it , ensuring that he is in good standing for the resurrection of the Sickle and Hammer and all that it stands for...

Memo for shithead Scheer - read a book or two on Russian/Soviet history, dickhead.  This is SOP (Standard Operating Procedure) for the leadership over there.  They are some of the most paranoid mofo's in the world - except they have access to nukes, and would use them if pushed far enough.  And while you're at it - get me a beer, BITCH!

Posted by: Eeyore's Swinging Sack at August 13, 2008 10:46 PM (YgHC2)

40 And this rightwing hatefest is exhibit #1 why I come here.

Posted by: Vercingetorix at August 13, 2008 10:52 PM (iTDJo)

41

Well it kind of surprises me. Robert Scheer has been bat-fuck crazy for years, and now you're just finding it?

Did ya ever wonder why the Op/Ed section in the LA Times became hard to find? Forever the same place, then after 2004. Bush did it. Scheer was a regular, but let's make it hard to find for the regular readers of the paper so they don't think we're that insane.

Then for the mutants, they could claim, "we're behind it"

Posted by: Allen at August 13, 2008 11:27 PM (Zo7G6)

42 Russia invading Georgia is one of those "shit just got real" moments.  The left is terrified, because they know voters will flee Obama when real shit moments occur.  Deep down, Scheer knows this.  But this particular attempt to convince himself that it is all part of a neocon plot is zanier than I ever would have imagined.  Seriously disconnected from reality, or completely full of shit.  I really can't tell.

Posted by: bunny boy at August 14, 2008 02:35 AM (tHArh)

43

Ace wrote: "Incidentally -- the left has been screaming that with the end of the Cold War, we cringey/stupid conservatives have been all out of sorts without an enemy, and so we made the Islamofascists, Al Qaeda, and Saddam our "new Soviet Union," just to sublimate all that repressed homosexual energy we have into some more constructive destructive channel."


and a bit later he wrote:

 

"Finally, Sucker of Cock, we actually already have all the fearsome enemies we could want right now"


Ace: Have you considered that Sheer's conception of y'all in the firt- & your own uncharacteristically realistic appraisal in the second- might be connected?


As I have stated here otherwise: some folks are too stupid to realize they are stupid.

 

"The guy is claiming we're the ones hung up on sexual insecurity"


Let's do the math:


On the one hand the Dems have had:


a President who sport porked Hollywood starlets in the White House pool room- a married presidential hopeful who got caught with his marlin hanging just off one knee & his chica perched on the other- a congressionl Appropriations Chair caught cavorting in a DC fountain while at the equivalent of three sheets under the influence [one over the gold standard for congressional demeanor in those days] with a local exotic dancer temporarily dispossessed of the exotic parts of her professional attire- meaning the overwhelming majority of the such attire [somewhat understated given her form fitting gown appeared to form the entirety of such attire-  another President who took after the sport porkers shall we say record high cred in bed with a vengeance - a one time [and according to George Will likely a future time] governor of California who lived in a communal home along with his girlfriend of those days a nightinggale with a nearly cefalopodic inclination to the gathering of sperm packets - and current senior Congressman not outed or even self-outed but instead garrolously proudly openly "out there" 


On the other hand the Republicans have had Foley...Craig...the late notorious Republican legal hit man  who was actually a raving prancing pucker plonker who will go unnamed but whose first name might have been Roy - the last two chairs of the RNC - a certain son of the south Senator with an irrepressible interest in men in uniform- and with so many a mere grouping of them has been given its own name [Hint: Its not "gated community condo"].


Ace- if- as you appear to wish we would simply assume without submission of any proof- you picked the Republican party for its quintessential manliness- I feel I must squeeze your sad little lonely ballon until it bursts & suggest that- on the evidence mind you- so not some slimebucket single source rumor like Novak has spent his career selling- the first letter in GOP may- as legend has it- does not stand for "grand" at all.  


Still- if it makes you feel more masculine or something- knock yourself out.

Posted by: Diderot's dog at August 14, 2008 02:57 AM (otzBo)

44 This is greatest hitjob material Ace.

Posted by: Timothy Watson at August 14, 2008 03:03 AM (aR5oH)

45 Paranoid delusions are quite entertaining from a safe distance. I'm 3000 miles away so it's all good.

Thanks for the laughs, Scheer.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at August 14, 2008 03:16 AM (e321h)

46 There are telltale signs...

It is all so clear now.  As clear as the glaze on Diderot's dog's face when he's finished going down on his mom.

Posted by: Not One of The Nine Adults at August 14, 2008 03:37 AM (rwGZV)

47 No, no, no.  The real conspiracy is that it was started by the Left.  They know that America is war weary from Iraq and Afganistan and they needed the threat of 10 or more years of war looming with a power that will tax or forces more seriously than the Al Qaeda insurgency.  Enter the former Soviet Union. And this is all done to highlight the differences between Barak "Give peace a chance" Obama and John "How about another Vietnam?" McCain. 

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 14, 2008 04:07 AM (oLULt)

48 i can has mccain derangement syndrome?

Posted by: lolguy at August 14, 2008 04:32 AM (lPxkl)

49 Scheer needs to wipe all that Putin cum off his beard.  Its starting to drip on the rug.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at August 14, 2008 04:36 AM (Ub4J5)

50 Hitler was born in Austria, so I suppose we should just allow Germany to annex Austria once again, you know, to protect Ethnic Germans.  Oh yeah, and the Sudetenland has some of those Ethnic Germans in it also, as does the Alsace-Lorraine.

Back in the Cold War Days, I think most of us thought that the Russians were dicks because they were communists.  Now, it is clear, that even as capitalists, the Russians are simply dicks.

Posted by: conservative rebel: sign up for your nearest 5K walk to fight terrorism at August 14, 2008 04:42 AM (T4dLI)

51 Oh, and by the way... Tim Kaine has gotten real quiet about the miracle of Obama's brokered cease-fire.  Curious how that happens.

Posted by: conservative rebel: sign up for your nearest 5K walk to fight terrorism at August 14, 2008 04:47 AM (T4dLI)

52

Scheer was a co-publisher of Ramparts back in the 60s. It was a goofy, creepy, conspiratorial rag that sold its subscribers out to every sucker list imaginable. He worked at the LA Times for a good long while, until public disgust with its looney-left ways prompted new ownership to can a few of the most obvious hacks.

Red Robert has never met a conspiracy he couldn't love.

Posted by: trentk269 at August 14, 2008 05:35 AM (WUM14)

53 Freud is dead.  Long live Freud.

"If you won't vote for Obama, you're racist" is so five minutes ago.

"If you won't vote for Obama, you're secretly ghey" is so now!

By the time it's over, this presidential campaign may set some kind of record for the sheer quantity of silliness, trivia, and stupidity with which the news media becomes temporarily consumed.
Nice opener.  Silliness is bad.  I guess this is going to be something different... something substantive.

But before we throw up our hands in despair, we should note that even the dumbest of campaign controversies can be quite revealing of the symbolic undercurrents that flow beneath our politics.

Ah.  So silliness is actually substantive, and you're going to show me why.  All right.  Hit me.

The message couldn't be plainer: See that itty-bitty, little tire gauge? If you vote for Obama, that's how big your penis is. If you vote for McCain, on the other hand, your penis is as big as this rig, thrusting its gigantic shaft in and out of the ground! Real men think keeping your tires inflated is for weenies.

I see.  So, to expand on your thesis, any proposal by Democrats that is criticized as "inadequate" is really veiled attack on "sexual inadequacy."  Got it.

But mostly, it's Republicans who have been expert at setting up their rigs to drill deep into the male voter's lizard brain, down to where sexual insecurity resides.

Wait.  You just used a drilling rig metaphor as a symbol of Republican male on male penetration.  Your message couldn't be plainer:  If you vote for McCain you're letting yourself be penetrated by his rig.  Now I see how easy this is!

See that Democrat over there? He's a little prissy, isn't he? Kind of girly. And if you vote for him, what are people going to think about you?
Hang on.  But if I vote for McCain, it's because he's penetrated me... and then what will people think about me!  Oh, my GOD!  There's no way for me to vote without people thinking I'm teh ghey!

At 72, John McCain is himself not exactly a simmering pot of heterosexual energy, causing women to swoon at the first whiff of his man-musk.

Um.  Did you just question John McCain's manhood? 

Why do you want to f*ck me, Mr. Author? 

Is it because your mom didn't breast feed you as a child?

Posted by: Guvnah at August 14, 2008 06:12 AM (Rg8DN)

54 Bart: So finally, we're all in agreement about what's going on with the adults. Milhouse?

Milhouse: Ahem. OK, here's what we've got: the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people --

Bart: Thank you.

Milhouse: under the supervision of the reverse vampires --

Lisa: [sighs]

Milhouse: are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. We're through the looking glass, here, people...

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at August 14, 2008 06:46 AM (TXp3z)

55 So what you're saying, Diderot's dog, is that you're a raging homophobe?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 14, 2008 07:17 AM (IuKAf)

56 Why is it that trooferbot lefties spend so much ink (in byte sized bits of poo) explaining unintended volumes about their inner retards?

Excuse me...Fucking inner retards.

Posted by: monkeyfan at August 14, 2008 07:28 AM (cEE8N)

57 ...explaining unintended volumes about their inner retards?

They're subconsciously not entirely comfortable with the reality of being drooling idiots, and need to make it seem like they've embraced their inner retardation for the sake of appearances.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at August 14, 2008 08:04 AM (Ub4J5)

58

Does this dickweed ever mention that Obama has essentially come around to parroting McCain's line? Does that make him a homophobic warmonger with a big swinging dick complex, too?

 

Posted by: CornFedBeauty at August 14, 2008 08:10 AM (8r/RM)

59 Compare a person who studies and becomes a scholar with one who never progressed beyond a 6th grade education. A disturbing event occurs. The scholar has experience with the event, having studied it intensely already. The scholar shares his insight with the public. The undereducated person immediately responds that since the scholar seems to know what is happening, the scholar must have made it happen.

There's information, and then there is what you do with the information.

There are experts and then there are dilettantes.

McCain has experience and experts. At least he comes prepared. Exactly what for remains the enigma.

Obama insists on relying solely on his own malleable "me, myself, and I" Marxist identity for smooth sailing. Try to pin him down, and hear Obama squeel; this little piggy went wee-wee-wee all the way home. Loser.

Meanwhile, WTF was Bush doing attending the games when satellites showed exactly what was happening? And are we supposed to be impressed that it "looked" as though Bush and Putin were "exchanging strong words"  with Laura sitting between them in the public stadium? Don't tell me that lip readers weren't catching what was said if there were no microphones around.


Posted by: maverick muse at August 14, 2008 08:28 AM (F1b/5)

60 I want to know what agreement China had in a deal with Russia toying with Georgia during the Olympics.

There was the day in the 1960s that Mao's China and the USSR were mortal enemies and could be played against each other. No longer. Especially no more since the Progressive Marxists have overwhelmed the DNC and American life.

Posted by: maverick muse at August 14, 2008 08:32 AM (F1b/5)

61 "'... and indeed if Russian troops had occupied the threatened Georgian town of Gori, they would have found a museum still honoring their local boy, who made good by seizing control of the Russian revolution. Indeed five Russian bombs were allegedly dropped on Gori's Stalin Square on Tuesday.'
...
Is this sucker of cock claiming that the presence of a Joe Stalin exhibit in a museum establishes Russia's legal right to conquest? That his wax figurine serves as a flag demarcating legally-annexable Russian territory?"

Just going by your quote, but I interpreted it to mean that he thinks the Stalin museum's presence indicates that Russians love this corky little town and would never ever bring violence to its hallowed lanes if they hadn't been provoked by Georgian imperialistic attempts at preserving its own internationally recognized borders retaining its sovereignty refusing to bend over and accept Russia's latest "assistance".

Makes me wonder if this guy was one of the herd that was bemoaning our failure to recognize the "sovereignty" of Saddam's Iraq back in '02.

The Stalin statue comment also brings to mind a slightly more abstract tendency on the left - to absorb the (professed) political/religious doctrines of a hostile state (from afar, safe from the local realities of same behind the borders of the US they claim to despise), and then imagine they are empowered to "understand" the intricacies and nuances behind that state's every action and sneering at those preferring to seek a simpler answer and who areunwilling to sip the coolaid.

For example terrorists simply could not operate across Iraq/Iran/Syria/etc because the various local strains of Islamism are "incompatible", i.e. by assuming a foreign power to be a colony of antbots ruled by a collective hive mind of predictable and tradition-bound directives they mistake the pretext of yesterday's invasion for the rock solid assurance of safety from a new one today, and lose sight of the simpler (and more reliable) explanation for an enemy's behavior - human nature aka greed, self interest, bitterness, etc.

After all it is only the U.S. that is actually guilty of that particular sin, you see. Like a starry eyed teenage rebel, everyone outside of their own home becomes a principled pillar of virtuosity while mom and dad are jerks who say one thing and does another.

Posted by: Scott at August 14, 2008 08:42 AM (kSvWi)

62 THAT'S the Ace we all know and love*. Welcome back, Chief.

It boggles the mind to think that the LA Times has actually been restraining Scheer's industrial-strength paranoia all these years.

* Platonic of course.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2008 09:57 AM (Ds4I5)

63

"It never occurred to me but Obama must be a pencil dick."

No wonder Michelle is so uptight. Maybe she should do a reverse Breck Girl and go lay the Dallas football team once a week. If that doesn't help her issues maybe she should try the cheerleaders on instead.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at August 14, 2008 10:27 AM (jDpso)

64 Why is everyone so worried? Hussein O gave the Russian's a 10 minute time out in they're room with no TV. They'll be good little boys and girls when the 10 minutes is up.  That is exactly what his mumble, fumble, umm, ahh, statement said while he was waiting for one of his 300+ foreign policy advisors to find Georgia on the map. Atlanta rebuffed his suggestion so they spent hours finding the real trouble spot (it was like looking for the sweet spot on Michelle O). Then it took hours for the experts to put a statement on O's teleprompter so he could make the statement, 'Go to your room without supper, and no TV'.

Posted by: Scrapiron at August 14, 2008 08:13 PM (8nB5X)

65 But to get dramasexual about it IAGO would have pulled the ghey-discrimation card since he felt like he deserved to be self-appointed manager of Othello's martial charismania. OTHELLO was clearly gun-shy when it came to any kind of sex whatsoever. DESMONDONAN clearly had a thing going with Molly. What does this say about artistic politics? Speculation is for fools and brokers.

Posted by: Exit, pursued by bear. at August 14, 2008 11:02 PM (Kl+UU)

66

Look people.  It no longer matters who is elected.  Republicans and Democrats are really one party underwrited by corporations.  The real question is who do you want to look at or listen to for the next 4 years.  McCain or Obama?  Were all going down with the New World Order coming.  Both candidates have eluded or even mentioned the New World Order in some of their speeches.  We will live in a world where the only thing that will save you is how much money you have.  Without it, you will depend on your employer (until your laid off) or the Government.  Most American's cannot cope or get by without one of these institutions.  So who are you? Are you a corporate drone or a Government drone?  Very few Americans have their own business .  They don't have the means or the drive.  And yes, one day we will blow ourselves up.

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