January 31, 2005
— Ace ....................
Cuckling doves,
Chittering swallows,
An old man in the park
With some ducks
Who's getting the porn collection?
....................
UPDATE: An already funny haiku contest has sprung up in comments.
UPDATE: So far I nominate the following:
When the cat's away
the mice lose integrity
Call Vinnie Falcone
by LauraW
And:
Where's Ace? Hell, where's Joe?
Nobody knows who Joe is,
But Ace has conscious.
For getting a precious few more drops out of the Anka-fruit.
Though, the first entry...
Ace of Spades H.Q.
was crushed on the Sundance couch
while "casting" M. Cho
by S. Philabuster set the bar pretty high to begin with, I thought.
the UNPOPULIST
Posted by: Ace at
07:37 AM
| Comments (31)
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Posted by: rdbrewer at January 31, 2005 07:41 AM (m6OTa)
Posted by: fat kid at January 31, 2005 07:49 AM (yHxMk)
Who the hell leaves their blog unattended for so long?
Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at January 31, 2005 07:54 AM (mrpxK)
Posted by: senator philabuster at January 31, 2005 07:55 AM (UHfuz)
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at January 31, 2005 07:57 AM (iwMRZ)
There once was a man with some cards
Who left his blog with some bards
They post every minute
Making us fidget
Wondering if we need to find a new yard
Posted by: Aaron Brazell at January 31, 2005 08:09 AM (p1Q0q)
Posted by: Dave at January 31, 2005 08:11 AM (c2h2p)
Posted by: Eric (yeah that one) at January 31, 2005 08:12 AM (MJbn9)
Posted by: John from WuzzaDem at January 31, 2005 08:21 AM (Pt3Le)
Al Franken sat on his face
"Msdgfwb" he said
As he fell over dead
Semen was all over the place
Posted by: Dave at January 31, 2005 08:27 AM (c2h2p)
Posted by: fat kid at January 31, 2005 08:28 AM (yHxMk)
The Margaret Cho
The Jeanine Geraffalo
The Ace killed himself
Liberal party
Hollywood Ace in the hole
Al Franken buttfucked
Posted by: Dave at January 31, 2005 08:33 AM (c2h2p)
Posted by: Adamant at January 31, 2005 08:37 AM (cjljS)
Posted by: fat kid at January 31, 2005 08:39 AM (yHxMk)
Posted by: Rocketeer67 at January 31, 2005 08:40 AM (9JspL)
Posted by: Dave at January 31, 2005 08:46 AM (c2h2p)
Posted by: Dave at January 31, 2005 08:50 AM (c2h2p)
faith...disturbing," Ace intoned,
and took back his blog.
When the cat's away
the mice lose integrity
Call Vinnie Falcone
Posted by: lauraw at January 31, 2005 08:50 AM (C/v+x)
Posted by: Midaz at January 31, 2005 08:51 AM (EPAmJ)
Posted by: Johnny Coldcuts at January 31, 2005 08:59 AM (iwMRZ)
Posted by: MeTooThen at January 31, 2005 09:30 AM (2pf2y)
Posted by: Gnostic Surface at January 31, 2005 09:34 AM (HaPIL)
Posted by: fat kid at January 31, 2005 09:37 AM (yHxMk)
Posted by: ace at January 31, 2005 10:49 AM (5qmzg)
Redford's Perrier:
Tepid. "Where's the new butt
boy we hired? Loose shit."Now it's technically correct... Heheheh
Posted by: fat kid at January 31, 2005 03:16 PM (yHxMk)
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