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March 31, 2005

9-1-1 Call: "I've Asked Them Four Times to Give Me a Western Bacon Cheeseburger"
— Ace

She calls 9-1-1 because they won't get her order right, and are "mopping up" and ignoring her.

She tells the 9-1-1 dispatcher: "You're supposed to be protecting me."

Is this a real call or a prank? I don't know. It actually sounds real.

It's funny either way.

Thanks to George Gaskell.

Again-- I'm sorry for all the light-hearted stuff. It just worked out that way.

Posted by: Ace at 12:44 PM | Comments (15)
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1 Pope dying, Schiavo starved, oil spiking, no need to apologize. I need some good news.

Posted by: See-Dub at March 31, 2005 12:46 PM (mL2wb)

2 HOLY SHIT!!!!! That's where I fucking live! LMFAO - holy crap....

Posted by: fat kid at March 31, 2005 12:47 PM (yHxMk)

3 Ergo, it most likely happened.

Posted by: fat kid at March 31, 2005 12:47 PM (yHxMk)

4 Someone should do a mash-up with the Pat O'Brien tape.

911 caller: "You're supposed to be protecting me."
O'Brien: "Let's have sex. Let's just ... have sex."

Posted by: Allah at March 31, 2005 12:48 PM (Hp/f6)

5 Admit it, you're just tryin to bury the flame-war thread b/c I posted another pic of my girlfriend and everyone's just freakin out with jealousy. You so much that you took the pic down!

Posted by: fat kid at March 31, 2005 12:54 PM (yHxMk)

6 I'm surprised the dispatcher didn't send officers down to mace the caller.

Posted by: Iblis at March 31, 2005 12:57 PM (ttEQj)

7 The moment that the dispatcher unequivocally tells her 'no,' , the caller pauses for a second.

That pause tells me that this is not a prank. The woman was genuinely stunned that they weren't sending a SWAT team over immediately.

If it were a prank, her reaction would have been more over the top. The fact that she's serious makes it that much funnier.

Posted by: George at Snapshot at March 31, 2005 01:00 PM (TYNA0)

8 The Corner reports that Sandy Berger is pleading guilty to a misdemeanor for mishandling classified sockuments.

Posted by: See-Dubya at March 31, 2005 01:04 PM (mL2wb)

9 I guess I should start spamming you again when I find these things so you can get a few days' more leg up on the pile...

http://www.nerfcoatedworld.com/archives/2005/03/more_redneck_antics.php

Posted by: Matt at March 31, 2005 01:11 PM (qtaD8)

10 If only a swat team really would come in all Starsky and Hutch style whenever the mouth breathers in the service industry are providing less than stellar customer service . . .

Posted by: Scout at March 31, 2005 04:30 PM (TYNA0)

11 Definitely something I needed to hear and read. I have never laughed so hard in my life.

"Ma'am, we're not going to go down there and escort your Western bacon cheeseburger."

Ca-lassic. I only wish I was there to see her face.

Posted by: CollegePundit at March 31, 2005 04:47 PM (ikJ7f)

12 "It's time to thin the herd!"

Culls-the-Monkey, werewolf supreme.

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