January 31, 2006
— Ace I suppose they're too be lauded for avoiding the Hollywood perennial of the "superpatriot" who actually does terrorism himself to get more CIA funding/as a pretext to invade an innocent "Central Asian country" for so long.
And I actually agree with Mike/Mary. I was looking for them to make the President like Bush from the beginning of the season, and I think they were using his weakness as a Bush analogue.
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Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at January 31, 2006 05:57 AM (X7uuV)
Posted by: Van Helsing at January 31, 2006 05:59 AM (h/PtQ)
what is amazing is that they allowed Jack to be so rough on the guy. I though that type of persuasion immediately made the info unreliable?
Posted by: wiserbud at January 31, 2006 06:00 AM (AQGeh)
Posted by: wiserbud at January 31, 2006 06:01 AM (AQGeh)
Posted by: Jack Bauer at January 31, 2006 06:03 AM (pzen5)
Posted by: Mob at January 31, 2006 06:09 AM (f+cPk)
Posted by: THIRDWAVEDAVE at January 31, 2006 06:10 AM (deUrl)
Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge
Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at January 31, 2006 06:11 AM (y1hCN)
Posted by: David at January 31, 2006 06:12 AM (/LSw0)
I'll go along with Van Helsing, though: the way Bauer bent over and made himself CAIR's bitch last season was pretty disturbing. Not a sign of things to come, we can hope.
Incidentally, the New York Times had a long article on the season premiere where they described President Logan as "Nixon lite." There. On the subject of Logan/Bush parallels, I believe the thinking has been done.
Posted by: utron at January 31, 2006 06:13 AM (CgIkY)
Great scene. "Take out his eye."
(his subordinate looks at him questioningly)
"You bet your life. Take out his eye."
Posted by: ace at January 31, 2006 06:14 AM (UxtY9)
And, the only reason why you are still conscious is cause I don't want to carry you.
Posted by: joeindc44 at January 31, 2006 06:14 AM (8TcCs)
I wonder if Jack's gonna go through with the eye gouging with any bad guys this season. Let's not call what he did last episode torture though, he merely put the guy in apprehension of torture.
Posted by: joeindc44 at January 31, 2006 06:19 AM (8TcCs)
Hollywood just can't help itself anymore.
I will now only continue to tune in because Jack Bauer is a walking bag o' sex.
Posted by: bbeck at January 31, 2006 06:19 AM (qF8q3)
Like MY boss!
Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at January 31, 2006 06:20 AM (y1hCN)
Next Season:
* The President needs to be a ninja - none of the current wishy-washy vacillation going on this season, none of the David Palmer-esque resolute decision making - I'm talking Harrison Ford as President --- "Get off my plane!" ---- action - only with high carbon throwing stars.
For example, the terrorists steal something that either blows up real big or kills lots of people during a White House black tie dinner. President Willem Defoe then whips off his cumberbund, puts it over his head as a mask, flips the lapels to cover the shirt, sets the velcro tabs, and then says to SecDef Chuck Norris - "let's roll".
I want the Secret Service agents to get nervous when the President gets cranky.
* So far, Jack Bauer had a wife, sidekick, a daughter in peril, and this year some teenage guy with greasy hair. What Jack needs now is an oraungatang ... an oraungatang with an attitude, and some serious training. And I don't mean 'Koko 'show me your tits' kind of training. I mean training
Also, I've had about enough with Jack Bauer driving around in SUVs painted black - Jack Bauer needs to take a lesson from another bad-ass Jack, Jack Burton, and drive around in a Mack truck.
Preferably through Little China.
Where the President and Chuck Norris would be fighting ninja-style.
* and I've had about enough with the kinda/sorta well-dressed/well-pressed bad-guys, too. Enough already - two words: Lo Pan.
Now that's some serious badittude.
Anyway ... the highlight of this episode was ... well, there weren't any highlights. More stuff happened.
The nerve gas is loose in LA, and it's not on the way to Central Asia, which to judge from all the talk on the show, I guess, has a port.
Screw the cavalry - Ghengis Khan should've had a navy.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 31, 2006 06:27 AM (9XMl6)
Posted by: joeindc44 at January 31, 2006 06:30 AM (8TcCs)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 31, 2006 06:31 AM (pzen5)
Posted by: D Vader at January 31, 2006 06:35 AM (5WEQS)
Dead on, sistah.
And Tony, once he's out of the coma, will add to that healthy chock full o' sex list.
Posted by: KevlarChick at January 31, 2006 06:35 AM (l7ZDF)
Oh, one other thing: is it wrong that I want KevlarChick and Jennifer in a "Flank Two" position?
Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge
Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at January 31, 2006 06:36 AM (y1hCN)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 31, 2006 06:40 AM (pzen5)
Posted by: utron at January 31, 2006 06:40 AM (CgIkY)
Copy that. I got your six.
Posted by: KevlarChick at January 31, 2006 06:40 AM (l7ZDF)
Posted by: shawn at January 31, 2006 06:42 AM (D90f7)
Good idea, but you're missing the obvious answer - President Jack Bauer!
Posted by: David C at January 31, 2006 06:44 AM (ui9fJ)
Does anyone doubt that this season in a few episodes Tony will be running around plugging bad guys, even with a stent in his head draining fluid? Meanwhile, Jack will be having his second heart attack, or maybe bleeding out from Marburg or something.
Seriously,Tony Almeida is like, the Best. Wingman. Ever. Can you imagine these guys in a bar together?
Jack: We need to move on that female suspect now, Tony.
Tony: We don't have the perimiter set.
Jack: Dammit, Tony! We need to do this now!
Tony: I'll move into the flank two position.
Jack: WE DON'T HAVE TIME!
Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge
Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at January 31, 2006 06:45 AM (y1hCN)
Eh, I prefer blonds, but he'll do, too.
Posted by: bbeck at January 31, 2006 06:46 AM (qF8q3)
It's the walking bag o' sex thing to be scruffy. You know, rough, in a hurry, ass-whoopin', white hot, smokin' fine scruffy.
Posted by: KevlarChick at January 31, 2006 06:47 AM (l7ZDF)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 31, 2006 06:51 AM (pzen5)
Doesn't the Wingman take the ugly one so you can have the hot one? And then next week, you take Wing?
Just askin'. What with you flankin' on me and Jennifer and all.
Posted by: KevlarChick at January 31, 2006 06:54 AM (l7ZDF)
Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at January 31, 2006 06:56 AM (y1hCN)
Prediction 1 -
While the entire CTU/Anti-Terror assets are worried about the nerve gas, North Korean infiltrators will be shown backing a WWII diesel sub down the boat ramp on the north end of the lake created by the Grand Coulee Dam.
This will create a new set of villians which don't have the lobbying ability of CAIR concerns.
Geeky engineering concerns about the ability of a diesel sub to inflict structural damage to something that exceeds in volume the Great Pyramid will be dealt with by the screenwriters using ... ummm, harmonic generators ... yeah ... harmonic generators.
The crew of the sub will attach a couple of underwater devices from the sub to the wall of the dam and the harmonics created will cause the entire dam to weaken after three or four hours,, fail, causing a wall of water will head downstream all at once.
Towards Kim.
Sure, the crew of the sub will die, but better they die this way than to have Jack kill them. They're pragmatists.
Meanwhile, the Nerve Gas thing will sort of go 'poof' when the Russians detonate the cannisters and find out that they've been double-crossed. The substance inside the cannister is Glade air freshener.
It kills rats, too.
Prediction 2:
To boost ratings, for no apparent reason, Kim Bauer will be sun-bathing on the east shore of the Grand Coulee Dam lake this day.
Prediction 3:
... with her girlfriend
Prediction 4:
.... it will be a sunny, hot day ...
very hot.
.... and the girls will a lot of suntan oil will be needed
a lot.
Prediction 5
Kim, using her Bauer-Like Powers, will notice that something is "Not Quite Right" in the lake. It will be V created by the submarine's wake and/or a glimpse of the periscope that gives Kim pause as she's getting her back rubbed, the tension leaving her body.
She rolls over so that she can help her friend oil her hard to reach places, but decides to call her father.
Prediction 6
Jack's phone rings.
Prediction 7
43 minutes later Jack is parachuting onto Grand Coulee Dam or, alternately, HALOing directly into the water next to the dam with a scuba tank, a mask, fins, and pair of 24" bolt cutters.
So, it should be a good rest of the season.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 31, 2006 07:00 AM (9XMl6)
Posted by: UGAdawg at January 31, 2006 07:02 AM (wJxri)
When I read this: "And I actually agree with Mike/Mary."
I literally wept with joy.
That's right, and it was the kind of inner joy one seldom experiences.
Oh, sure I weep from time to time, sometimes because of the horrible things people here say about me...sunsets that aren't as good as anticipated...a mixologist who doesn't know his or her ass from a hole in the ground...hoping geoff grows an inch...but mostly when I think about who we REALLY DO have in the REAL white house...that's when the big crocodile tears come.
Anyway...thanks for the props, you're a righteous Dude in my book.
Posted by: Mary M. at January 31, 2006 07:07 AM (leJWb)
Posted by: joeindc44 at January 31, 2006 07:08 AM (8TcCs)
One, BumperStickerist, you're killin' me.
Two, anyone else find it a little odd to accept Mike Novik as a good guy? I mean, IIRC, didn't the guy basically shove Ensign Ro down the stairs, and left her paralyzed? Don't you think that's the sort of thing likely to end up revealed on Hardball by now?
Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge
Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at January 31, 2006 07:08 AM (y1hCN)
When you say: "You can't read the 24-president as a Bush analogue. If you believe the hype, W's self-confidence, swagger and smirk defines him. Where's Logan's confidence or attitude? This president is something, or someone, else."
Pick up Moore's film and check out our REAL president, right after being informed of the 9/11 attack.
You'll see a "deer in the headlights" look that makes Bambi look like a frigging grizzly bear.
Posted by: Mary M. at January 31, 2006 07:13 AM (leJWb)
Posted by: Duane at January 31, 2006 07:17 AM (leJWb)
Kerry, in his bid to be the first hindsight president, promised that he would have calmly excused himself. And then surrender.
You shouldn't let Ace's compliment go to your head.
Posted by: joeindc44 at January 31, 2006 07:17 AM (8TcCs)
Much like Clancy making Jack Ryan the President, that would ring the deathknell for this series.
Unless, unlike Clancy, they make Jack's daughter the new "whatever it takes, kicking ass while wearing a slowly deteriorating shirt" hero. Now THAT would insure the success of 24 well into the future.
Posted by: wiserbud at January 31, 2006 07:27 AM (AQGeh)
Yeahhh, it does....*sigh*
Scruffy, unscruffy...Kiefer has always been something good to look at, and this character just makes it worse...or better.
But I'm SURE you manly men don't care about that.
Posted by: bbeck at January 31, 2006 07:29 AM (qF8q3)
"Let's not scare the children"???
How about: "I just shit my pants."
But really...Joe, are you telling me that if you were reading a book to a goup of kids...and someone came in and whispered that your wife and kids were just kidnapped or were attacked...you'd finish up that book...so the kiddies wouldn't "be scared?"
You and I both know the honest answer to that question, don't we?
Posted by: Mary M. at January 31, 2006 07:32 AM (leJWb)
just piling on...
Posted by: joeindc44 at January 31, 2006 07:33 AM (8TcCs)
Posted by: zetetic at January 31, 2006 07:36 AM (tDpXN)
Posted by: Gutless Poster at January 31, 2006 07:41 AM (nhH3s)
He's a card player, he put on his face and ran the scenarios. But, if that's your criticism because Bush put on his game face or didn't do it just the way you wanted to, so what. He went to war while others wanted to call their lawyers and get a search warrant.
But your point is immature and irrelevant. Bush still had the nards to do what was necessary. Mary Moore was speechifying about how Osama needed to be considered innocent until proven guilty. How Afghanistan would be a quagmire for the US. Or how the US deserved it because of what happened in El Salvador in the 80's. Many wanted us to accept AQ's acts as natural results of root causes. Kerry made all sorts of safe noises, 3 years later, about going to afghanistan, forgetting the fears on his side about responding to OBL.
That's not Logan.
Posted by: joeindc44 at January 31, 2006 07:43 AM (8TcCs)
Posted by: scott at January 31, 2006 07:45 AM (Ffvoi)
Sure I care. It's just a marketing question really.
I'm one of those dads who shaves on the weekends. Having daughters I kinda felt the "scruffy dad" look wasn't the right thing to do. I mean, I don't put on a tie before I mow the yard, but I don't wear tshirts with holes in em, shabby shorts, that kind of thing.
Posted by: at January 31, 2006 07:48 AM (ATFQb)
Hubby goes scuffy on the weekends 'cause he HAS to shave during the week, and he grows a goatee when on vacation. It's totally awesome.
And you know, your daughters do put it in perspective, esp. if you clean up to go to work during the week; they recognize that the weekends are your time to relax.
Posted by: bbeck at January 31, 2006 07:55 AM (qF8q3)
Posted by: joeindc44 at January 31, 2006 08:03 AM (8TcCs)
How can you say, "your point is immature and irrelevant. Bush still had the nards to do what was necessary."
...when Bush has NOT done what was "necessary."
Or, don't you remember that Clint Eastwood moment, when he declared that he's get Osama..."dead or alive."
Sure, we've invaded Iraq and pushed Afghanistan back to the top as an opium supplier (#1 in the world!!), but as for your claim that he had the "nards"...get real.
And whoever told you Bush was a "card player"?? I've never heard that expression used to describe him, by anyone, ever.
What card game...Go Fish?
Posted by: Mary M. at January 31, 2006 08:07 AM (leJWb)
It really depends on how sexy the man looks when scuffy, Joe. Post a picture.
It also depends on what sort of sex acts you'll be engaging in, because getting rubbed raw by stubble is not fun (in some places).
Posted by: bbeck at January 31, 2006 08:09 AM (qF8q3)
Posted by: shawn at January 31, 2006 08:14 AM (D90f7)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 31, 2006 08:15 AM (ATFQb)
The particular card game's name was blocked by this stupid munu server, but its a popular game of cards, wherein there is a river, the game is named after the state of Texas.
I imagine that if your source of smirkymcburton information is moore, you only have the outlines of a cariacture. So you haven't heard of somthing? That's because you are an ill-informed twerp who likes to react to his/her own bigotries. You can read about the Harvard MBA card-game culture here.
Posted by: joeindc44 at January 31, 2006 08:16 AM (8TcCs)
Geez Mike/Mary, maybe you need to do a little more reading:
The P*ker Player in Chief
and
Something tells me Bush holds all the aces
Posted by: geoff at January 31, 2006 08:17 AM (vpYuK)
More moronity by Mary M. For the umpteenth time, Mary/Mike, where's Osama? Why do you keep repeating this canard as if it's some weighty argument? Are you advocating an invasion of Pakistan to go get him? If not, then pick a valid argument for a change.
Posted by: geoff at January 31, 2006 08:20 AM (vpYuK)
Mary Mike - tell us, please, how many years was Afghanistan *not* the #1 opium supplier in the world? Even prior to the invasion? I'll give you a hint - it's a number very much like 1.
Posted by: geoff at January 31, 2006 08:22 AM (vpYuK)
Another yes vote here. Especially when accompanied by slightly tousled short hair and a killer grin. Mmmmmm...
Posted by: Sue Dohnim at January 31, 2006 08:23 AM (rE+jU)
As for 24, I felt a little let down when the president went for the scheme. But let's not panic, the show is not going to turn into Syriana just yet. We have suicidal Chechens running around the country with toxic gas. Jack needs to break some legs.
Posted by: joeindc44 at January 31, 2006 08:23 AM (8TcCs)
Posted by: joeindc44 at January 31, 2006 08:28 AM (8TcCs)
Posted by: at January 31, 2006 08:33 AM (nVA0o)
I wonder what else M/M doesn't know/ hasn't heard of?
Posted by: Joeindc44 at January 31, 2006 08:35 AM (8TcCs)
They want us to believe that:
1. President Bush set up 9/11, as evidenced by his helping to fly Osama's family out of the country, BUT...
2. President Bush was caught so flat-footed by the 9/11 attacks that he was completely stupified for 7 minutes.
So President Bush can pretend to be THAT surprised about a plot he engineered all along, thus making him the best actor EVER.
Thanks for helping us see the truth, Mary/Mike! Bush is a genius!
Posted by: Sue Dohnim at January 31, 2006 08:35 AM (rE+jU)
Most of you posting makes absolutely NO sense at all.
Where have I ever said "President Bush set up 9/11"???
And, yes he was literally "caught so flat-footed by the 9/11 attacks that he was completely stupified for 7 minutes"...you can watch that specific action on live viseo that was shot as it occurred.
Rent the video...watch him...then tell me he wasn't "stupified."
Posted by: Mary M. at January 31, 2006 08:41 AM (leJWb)
Who told you that there were "no taleban" in Afghanistan?
Or, that "we have all 5000 tons of yellowcake, the centrifuges and Iraqi nuke scientists rounded up"???
The same people who told you Bush was some kind of shrewd "card player"??
Was it...Rush? Sean? Michael? Bill? Annie The Walking Trash Barrel?
People want to know...provide links, evidence, facts.
Posted by: Mary M. at January 31, 2006 08:44 AM (leJWb)
Posted by: Mary M. at January 31, 2006 08:54 AM (leJWb)
Posted by: CraigC at January 31, 2006 08:56 AM (ASX9p)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 31, 2006 09:00 AM (pzen5)
And Kiefer Sutherland is NOT hot. He has gotten less funny-lookin' as he's aged, but that's about it.
Posted by: lauraw at January 31, 2006 09:02 AM (OfQIJ)
Posted by: at January 31, 2006 09:07 AM (do8wq)
Posted by: bbeck at January 31, 2006 09:08 AM (qF8q3)
And sometimes I kinda like that scratchy feeling on certain areas. Looks rugged and rough too. Nice.
Mary, please go away. We are having a swell discussion about '24' and the hotness of scruffy men.
You're just stepping on my buzz big time.
The rules of thread etiquette apply to a newbie like me. They also apply to fugly trolls like you.
Posted by: KevlarChick at January 31, 2006 09:09 AM (nhH3s)
But, Mary is so pointless, so wrong.
I was going to joke about what he doesn't know, but I figured she would write back and illustrate it. Case closed.
Links include the centrifuge and scientist, the uranium.
You already illustrated you didn't bother to read the card game links. You are too busy reacting to your own prejudices. No, in your reality, there's no way that Bush could have done anything remotely indicative of less than a low grade level of intelligence. There's also the Butler report and so on. But he's not gonna read that either. Its so much better to react to one sentence from the 9-11 report preview.
Posted by: joeindc44 at January 31, 2006 09:11 AM (8TcCs)
Posted by: joeindc44 at January 31, 2006 09:15 AM (8TcCs)
Posted by: bbeck at January 31, 2006 09:16 AM (qF8q3)
Mike Novik reminds me of Dick Cheney. Not to be messed with.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 31, 2006 09:17 AM (FA1TN)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2006 09:17 AM (J8+2b)
Posted by: CraigC at January 31, 2006 09:24 AM (ASX9p)
Still "bunkmates" I see.
What I don't see is any evidence of what Joe posted.
As usual.
Posted by: Mary M. at January 31, 2006 09:24 AM (leJWb)
Not a thing wrong with those ears. Well, except for the fact that I'm not nibbling on them.
now this actor has wonky ears. They're crooked and one's bigger than the other.
Posted by: bbeck at January 31, 2006 09:27 AM (qF8q3)
Posted by: Mary M. at January 31, 2006 09:27 AM (leJWb)
... which fly out and kill the terrorists that clocked him.
.............................................................
Personally, I call '24' the "Jack Bauer Power Hour", but that's neither here nor there.
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The Hot Chick Quotient (HCQ) is starting to get too low. The loss of Reiko Aylesworth and Elisha Cuthbert put a dent into this.
The show used up its allotment of Talk Soup hosts last season, so I'm thinking that they might take the show in a 'Girl Next Door' direction and have the Playmate who's in College, too, show up as a Division technical whiz and possible double-agent.
....
oh, and it took Kerry Man of Action over one hour to move from his chair upon being informed of the event. Sure, Kerry wasn't the President, but, judging from that day and from his actions during the campaign, it's clear that Kerry's no flint-eyed decisionmaker either.
Say what you will, but the Democratic Party showed that it can't defeat the Evil that is The Bush Regime. What makes you think that the Democratic Party could defeat actual, you know, Evil?
.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 31, 2006 09:27 AM (wbQhK)
Mary, F*** off.
Posted by: bbeck at January 31, 2006 09:29 AM (qF8q3)
Posted by: Jack Bauer at January 31, 2006 09:29 AM (R8+nJ)
Posted by: joeindc44 at January 31, 2006 09:34 AM (8TcCs)
Posted by: Madfish Willie at January 31, 2006 09:36 AM (nVA0o)
Posted by: joeindc44 at January 31, 2006 09:36 AM (8TcCs)
Posted by: Bart at January 31, 2006 09:38 AM (3VQ8o)
We're doing our best with that "evil" thing, and we realize they've only had the white house for 5 years, but until we can get control of congress...we'll just have to watch Bush do what he does best: Nothing.
Posted by: Mary M. at January 31, 2006 09:41 AM (leJWb)
If you do, please say "hi". Thanks!
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 31, 2006 09:43 AM (pzen5)
Posted by: CraigC at January 31, 2006 09:43 AM (ASX9p)
Posted by: joeindc44 at January 31, 2006 09:44 AM (8TcCs)
You can find movie star's heights, weights all over the place.
If you think I'm wrong...gosh, I just don't know what to say...I'm crushed.
Posted by: Mary M. at January 31, 2006 09:44 AM (leJWb)
Aw Mike/Mary, now you're getting inconsistent. First you say that Bush is doing evil, then that he's doing nothing. Of course everything else you've said has been pointless and unsupported, and you've specialized in a ditzy oblivion to current events.
Given that track record, I suppose consistency would be too much to ask.
Posted by: geoff at January 31, 2006 09:45 AM (vpYuK)
Posted by: Mary M. at January 31, 2006 09:46 AM (leJWb)
Redhead is hot, has great hair and is shapely, showing off in her tshirt.
Audrey is hot, has great hair and is severe in her thinness, showing off with an ABK skirt.
So, you see divirsity is important.
Posted by: joeindc44 at January 31, 2006 09:47 AM (8TcCs)
Posted by: THIRDWAVEDAVE at January 31, 2006 09:49 AM (deUrl)
So you disagree with your buddy Michael Moore? Or is this the usual dishonest "I didn't say that even though I really believe it" bullshit that teenage morons like yourself always pull?
Posted by: Sue Dohnim at January 31, 2006 09:49 AM (rE+jU)
You're right.
He's doing evil.
Now...how about some examples of anything GOOD that he's done??
Posted by: Mary M. at January 31, 2006 09:52 AM (leJWb)
Here we fucking go again.
Someone buy Mike/Mary/Jersey/Geno some new talking points, willya?
Posted by: Lee Atwater at January 31, 2006 09:53 AM (R8+nJ)
Bush gets up and looks composed, purposeful = "He set it up! He knew it was going to happen!"
Bush shows concern, waits for more info = "He's incompetent!"
Typical loser bullshit logic from typical losers.
Posted by: Sue Dohnim at January 31, 2006 09:54 AM (rE+jU)
Posted by: joeindc44 at January 31, 2006 09:55 AM (8TcCs)
Michael Moore never said Bush "set up 9/11."
This is another right wing myth they use to perpetuate their agenda to discredt anyone who opposes their new "King."
But, just for grins...why not provide evidence of Moore ever making such a claim?
Posted by: Mary M. at January 31, 2006 09:59 AM (leJWb)
Posted by: Sue Dohnim at January 31, 2006 10:00 AM (rE+jU)
Posted by: bbeck at January 31, 2006 10:01 AM (qF8q3)
Posted by: CraigC at January 31, 2006 10:03 AM (ASX9p)
Posted by: at January 31, 2006 10:04 AM (leJWb)
Posted by: Sue Dohnim at January 31, 2006 10:05 AM (rE+jU)
You weren't...lying...were you?
Posted by: Mary M. at January 31, 2006 10:06 AM (leJWb)
Calling me "a dumb little teenaged shit"...really isn't nice.
Are you fat?
Posted by: Mary M. at January 31, 2006 10:08 AM (leJWb)
Please. I'm begging you. Start your own blog so you can rant and rave to your heart's content. Just stop with the fucking threadjacking, okay?
This thread is to talk about 24 and how hot Kiefer Sutherland is.
Whoops...did I say that out loud?
Posted by: Lee Atwater at January 31, 2006 10:09 AM (R8+nJ)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 31, 2006 10:09 AM (pzen5)
No, I just want you to F*** off.
Back to talking about sexy beard stubble.
Jack's hair is too dark this season. I prefer it when the Kief is more blond.
Posted by: bbeck at January 31, 2006 10:11 AM (qF8q3)
Posted by: Madfish Willie at January 31, 2006 10:12 AM (nVA0o)
Personally, I don't mind having a little chin chafing after an extended kissing session.
I repeat, chin ONLY.
Posted by: bbeck at January 31, 2006 10:13 AM (qF8q3)
What you REALLY mean is this:
He/She doesn't say what WE ALL want to hear.
He/She just won't adhere to the rules of this blog: SUPPORT EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING G.W. DOES!!!
He/She disagrees with me...and other people, too. That's BAD.
He/She keeps asking for a reasonable or logical response to comments and questions.
He/She even wants facts and evidence, not the standard anecdotal bullshit we love to throw around.
And...He/She does't love Rush, Sean, Michael, Bill or even Ann-The-Walking-Talking-Trash Barrel.
Help us, Ace...we don't have the guts or fortitude to stand up to this person.
Posted by: Mary M. at January 31, 2006 10:19 AM (leJWb)
Posted by: Sue Dohnim at January 31, 2006 10:21 AM (rE+jU)
Posted by: CraigC at January 31, 2006 10:26 AM (ASX9p)
Posted by: KevlarChick at January 31, 2006 10:27 AM (nhH3s)
Not that you're easily sidetracked by your reading comprehension deficit, but you seem to have missed the point of Sue's earlier post. Here it is again for your benefit.
You may want to move your lips while reading as this often aids comprehension
Sue:
They want us to believe that:
1. President Bush set up 9/11, as evidenced by his helping to fly Osama's family out of the country, BUT...
Put in the key qualifier 'as evidenced' into the mix, understand that Sue is making a point rather than quoting somebody verbatim and there you have it: a valid point by Sue.
While your head is stuck up your rebuttal.
....................................................
Anyway, Jack's Shoulder Bag of Death is new for this season. I figure he'll have a Fanny Pack of Destruction for the second half of the day.
and, fwiw, I think Chloe is Ace's Perfect Woman
Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 31, 2006 10:28 AM (wbQhK)
People, please stop addressing her.
Posted by: Gutless Poster at January 31, 2006 10:29 AM (nhH3s)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 31, 2006 10:32 AM (pzen5)
What I REALLY mean is this:
He/She doesn't say what anything with original thought and analysis with actual facts to support his/her opinion.
He/She just won't adhere to the rules of this blog: Stay on topic of the thread; Don't cut and paste entire articles into the comments - use a link!
He/She disagrees with me...and other people, too. That's fine - as long a you want to engage in an intelligent discussion and not just parrot the left's talking points without any independent thought.
He/She keeps asking for a reasonable or logical response to comments and questions - even though he/she is not capable of providing the same coutesy to the questions and arguements posed to him/her.
He/She even wants facts and evidence, not the standard anecdotal bullshit we love to throw around - although that is the vary style that he/she uses to engage in what he/she would view as reasonable discourse.
And...I' pretty sure no one cares who you do or don't like - that's your business not ours.
Help us, Ace...we don't have the guts or fortitude to stand up to this person. - or Ace could just tell me to go ahead and ban your dumbass, since I still have access to the site.
Posted by: Madfish Willie at January 31, 2006 10:33 AM (nVA0o)
Posted by: Sue Dohnim at January 31, 2006 10:37 AM (rE+jU)
A stroke of genius, Bumperstickerist!
Now darling man-purses will become all the rage.
Whatcha got in there for me, big guy?
Posted by: KevlarChick at January 31, 2006 10:39 AM (nhH3s)
We don't have time to wait for our backup, we'll need to go in in a standard 3 by 2 tactical formation.
Are you getting this, Chloe?
Posted by: joeindc44 at January 31, 2006 10:40 AM (8TcCs)
5-7, reaching midget-like territory for a man. He's a weenie either way.
Posted by: bbeck at January 31, 2006 11:09 AM (qF8q3)
Posted by: KevlarChick at January 31, 2006 11:41 AM (nhH3s)
Posted by: Tom Cruise at January 31, 2006 11:48 AM (pzen5)
I think I speak for all of the guys here when I say we draw the line at man purses.
Cool fact: Jack Bauer likes to hunt trolls.
Posted by: The Real Steve at January 31, 2006 12:05 PM (n0lBX)
Logan is NOT President Bush. I think he's portrayed as they think Kerry would have been if elected.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at January 31, 2006 12:19 PM (pRv6J)
Sorry it took so long to get back to you, but we've been trying to roust Rush out here on the beach.
At first we thought it was a whale who had beached himself, but no...it was ol' Rushie, passed out from another overdose of downers and roast beef.
You do know he's gained back all that weight...the man is as fat as a fucking pig, but damn, nobody cares, because he offers excellent pricing on th drugs he can't ingest himself.
Didn't he say something about sending ALL drug users "up the river?"
Oh, well...
Posted by: Mary M. at January 31, 2006 12:50 PM (leJWb)
NO, Suzie didn't quote Michael Moore, she just said that his film wants us to "believe" Bush set up 9/11...which is bullshit...and I notice she hasn't responded to my challenge of that fact.. but it's nice of you to defend her honor, that is, if she actually had any.
And now...Fish-Face:
All you're doing is "parroting" what I've already said, and still without any form of discussion, rebuttal, facts or evidence.
And, what's with the: " Ace could just tell me to go ahead and ban your dumbass, since I still have access to the site"...whining routine??
Isn't "banning" someone with whom you disagree a form of censorship? Don't you believe in our constitutionally guaranteed "freedom of speech?"
I realize some of the things I say, at least to you and the rest of the dummies her, are probably comparable to screaming fire in a packed theater...and that some of you may try to get away from the computer so fast you run into walls...but, hey, Bush does things like that every day...and he's your "King."
C'mon, Fish-Face...be a man...for a change.
Posted by: Mary M. at January 31, 2006 01:11 PM (leJWb)
Posted by: Mary M. at January 31, 2006 01:13 PM (leJWb)
Sorry, but I have no idea what Kos or Atrios is.
I read newspapers, periodicals and books.
Give it a shot...you'll be amazed at what you don't know.
And what's with the FU Jeffeson comment?
Now you're down on Tom?
Strange indeed.
Posted by: Mary M. at January 31, 2006 01:25 PM (leJWb)
Posted by: The Real Steve at January 31, 2006 01:27 PM (n0lBX)
Posted by: Pat O'Brien at January 31, 2006 01:27 PM (JV5Qt)
Really.
Posted by: Mary M. at January 31, 2006 01:29 PM (leJWb)
Thank God we got that straight, for a second there I thought you were making fun of me.
Oh, and you can also fornicate thyself with thy fist and a very large ball.
Posted by: Mary M. at January 31, 2006 01:35 PM (leJWb)
"Sissy boy"...??
Wow.
I mean, calling me a fucktard, troll, asshole, communist cocksucker, liberal prick, left wing jerkoff, etc...etc...well, I can deal with that...
...but calling me a "sissy boy"...that is downright hurtful.
I want an apology...and I think most of the people here, deep down in their black little right wing hearts...know I deserve one, too.
Posted by: at January 31, 2006 01:41 PM (leJWb)
Forgive me.
Posted by: Mary M. at January 31, 2006 01:42 PM (leJWb)
Posted by: Mary M. at January 31, 2006 01:44 PM (leJWb)
I parrot you because I mock you, bonehead. Are you too fucking stupid to realize your being made fun of?
...still without any form of discussion, rebuttal, facts or evidence.
I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well ... it didn't really say anything. You need to improve your reading and comprehension skills, as my rebuttals were in every sentence.
..whining routine?
You have insulted me. Please put down that table lamp and stand still so that I may pelt you with little packets of unpronounceable imported cheese!
Posted by: Madfish Willie at January 31, 2006 01:45 PM (nVA0o)
Tell us about your hooters.
Posted by: geoff at January 31, 2006 01:49 PM (vpYuK)
I forgot "bonehead."
Sorry.
And, little geoff:
As for Laura's beard...well, you had to see it to appreciate the damn thing...it kind of looked like a little pussy on her face, but without the good parts.
Have you ever seen a pussy?
Posted by: Mary M. at January 31, 2006 01:58 PM (leJWb)
Posted by: geoff at January 31, 2006 02:00 PM (vpYuK)
Rush gained all the weight back and is fat again?
Darn.
Are we talking "old Rush" fat, or "Michael Moore" fat?
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 31, 2006 02:02 PM (BSzSC)
Mike's stopping by later...for sunset and cocktails.
Want to come along?
I want to make you crazy.
Posted by: Pat O'Brien at January 31, 2006 02:08 PM (JV5Qt)
It's not fucking true...I've been dumped...just like Jersey.
Not good enough anymore...too beaten down...kicked around...
Our poster cries himself to sleep over this blog...you know...that's why he has to change names like diapers...
His friends know him as something of a loose sphincter who likes the bump and grind. I mean...shit disturber who likes the back and forth.
Posted by: Mike at January 31, 2006 02:12 PM (JV5Qt)
Not good enough anymore" - Mike
If even you got the message, why can't your moron Mary M persona also get it?
I know if had to choose between the two, I'd rather deal with the oh so 1874 3 saloon keeper than the Dumbest. Troll. Ever.
Posted by: max at January 31, 2006 02:28 PM (0VsCc)
Before you leave smile together please
[Click]
Now say together please "I love President Bush"
[Click]
Camera registers major earthquake in the saloon on the beach. Mike drops dead.
Now say please "Jeb in 08"
[Click]
Camera breaks but film is intact. Mary M moves to another planet.
Thanking you for your cooperation. Rest assured your photos will be used for photoshop purposes only.
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