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May 31, 2008

100 Taliban Killed By Bush's Negligent Handling of Hurricane Katrina and Coalition Troops, But Mostly Coalition Troops
Plus: Al Qaeda Challenged by... Feminist Terrorists?
— Ace

Bush hates swarthy people.

AFGHAN authorities said more than 100 Taliban-linked militants have been killed in an operation to retake a remote district from the rebels in south-western Afghanistan
The rebels were killed during two days of operations by Afghan security forces and their international allies in Bakwa, a remote district in the south-western province of Farah, the interior ministry said.
"During two days of operations more than 100 enemies of peace and stability were killed,'' ministry spokesman Zemarai Bashary said.

Also at JWF: Hamas torture of suspected Israeli collaborators ignored by our delicate anti-torture activists; and then there's this:

Muslim extremist women are challenging al-Qaida's refusal to include or at least acknowledge women in its ranks, in an emotional debate that gives rare insight into the gender conflicts lurking beneath one of the strictest strains of Islam.
In response to a female questioner, al-Qaida No. 2 leader Ayman Al-Zawahri said in April that the terrorist group does not have women. A woman's role, he said on the Internet audio recording, is limited to caring for the homes and children of al-Qaida fighters.
His remarks have since prompted an outcry from fundamentalist women, who are fighting or pleading for the right to be terrorists. The statements have also created some confusion, because in fact suicide bombings by women seem to be on the rise, at least within the Iraq branch of al-Qaida.

Women always gotta fuck up our thing, huh?

This could be the end of Al Qaeda as we know it. Once women get uppity, everything falls apart.

Then again their impact will be limited to a fifteen to twenty foot radius.

Posted by: Ace at 09:33 AM | Comments (15)
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1 I'm so fucking conflicted.

Posted by: lauraw at May 31, 2008 10:04 AM (DbybK)

2 Well, this just reduced our troops problems in targeting terrorists: just shoot 'em all, let their moon god sort it out.

Posted by: akornzombie at May 31, 2008 10:08 AM (8m3LS)

"Women always gotta fuck up our thing, huh?

This could be the end of Al Qaeda as we know it. Once women get uppity, everything falls apart."

~As a woman, I guess I shouldn't have laughed at this, but I did---out loud!

Posted by: grrr at May 31, 2008 10:13 AM (X1wig)

4 Upcoming headline: "Al Qaeda Day-care Centers Face Budget Cuts"

Posted by: eman at May 31, 2008 10:16 AM (WWkFI)

5 So, basically, the Al Qaeda ladies are singin' "We gotta fight... for our right... to be property!"

The entire culture is a dysfunctional codependent relationship.

Posted by: Merovign at May 31, 2008 10:50 AM (yi5TD)

6 Well, at least if they let some women in, maybe they could get some really cute uniforms.

Posted by: Kay at May 31, 2008 11:08 AM (Wn04P)

7 torture of suspected Israeli collaborators ignored by our delicate anti-torture activists

As he says, Jimmy Carter was unavailable for comment. The thing is, this all comes from a basic racism: you can't expect those dirt people to be any different, this is their culture, and that's just how those people are you know, but we should be better than that!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 31, 2008 11:09 AM (7QZfU)

8 Where is this place Afghanistan? When the war started people said we Americans could not even locate it on a map. Well, why don't they give us a map on these news stories to show us where the hell they are talking about so that we can be edumacated. Note: I prefer my maps with pretty colors and such. Thank you in advance.

Posted by: geography challenged moron at May 31, 2008 11:23 AM (q7IDR)

I can certainly understand why fundamentalist extremist women would be begging for death...
After the genital mutilations, the statutory rape, and subsequent spousal beatings, , (...did I mention the occasional infidelity with a farm animal?) what fucking woman wouldn't be compelled to kill?

Shit, my ex wanted to butcher me, and all I was asking from her was that she get a job.

You go, grrrls!

Posted by: Fritz at May 31, 2008 12:24 PM (gjLdu)

10 ... so they can go to Paradise and have 72 virgins.

72 clumsy, wrong-hole-plugging, sorry-I-just-blew-a-sticky-nut-into-your-navel virgins.

Posted by: David Ross at May 31, 2008 12:48 PM (AvUHE)

11 Where is this place Afghanistan?

When you reach the 21st century, turn back. You can't miss it.

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